What have I done?

Kinja'd!!! "ZaqAtaq" (ZaqAtaq)
07/21/2016 at 10:27 • Filed to: None

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Oh god... what have I done? Yesterday afternoon when I saw this I thought ‘I’ve always wanted to do a Lemons race, this would be perfect’ so I placed a bid. Now it’s starting to look like I may actually get it I am having second doubts. Someone save me from myself... and from my wife, because if I show up at home with this she will kill me.

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EDIT: Oh thank god my nightmare is over, someone outbid me. Wait... what is this feeling? Is this... competition? NO YOU DON’T MOTHERFUCKER, THAT PACER IS MINE! (just kidding, my wife would really kill me if I spent over 200 on it but I am equally disappointed and relieved).


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 10:31

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You’ve done a good thing. Look at how big that rear area is! You can totally fit a big block V8 where the rear seats are.


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/21/2016 at 10:32

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I like where your head is at... but you missed the part where my wife will kill me. I already have a project car in our barn... now another one? Death, instant death.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 10:33

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Well I’m not sure what you have done, but I know what you must do.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 10:36

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Sounds like the project cars are the keepers, not her. ;) Try to get her in on it! I mean who doesn’t want to build a mid-engined V8 Pacer?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 10:38

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Could be worse, you could show up at your house with that

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Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 10:40

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Dude! Totally worth it for $201 bucks! If this was local I’d totally jump on this and bid the $226 bucks.

I’ve always wanted a Mirth mobile.

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Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
07/21/2016 at 10:40

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Obv Wayne’s World themed lemons car is what I had in mind... :)


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 11:02

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Stop reminding me that those exist!
If you find are willing to ship it to me I take it :)


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 11:04

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Two words: storage space. And a PO Box if you buy anything for it.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 11:05

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HA HA HA


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/21/2016 at 11:07

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Toronado 455 and transaxle. Must be done.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 11:13

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Dude, you cold easily get $1000+ for that if you fix the front end! Pacers are actually really collectible. Or, you could sell it on Oppo for $202 if you win. Or, use BaT Auctions just to troll the snobs.


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > Steve in Manhattan
07/21/2016 at 11:14

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Ha, I did have a guy at work say he would let me keep it at his place... I don’t want to be that deceitful. I’ll just bring it home and take my lashings.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 11:26

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No radio? You’re fucked.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 11:31

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I just shared it with the only person I know who might out bid you for it.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 11:40

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In your barn? You’ve got plenty of room to hide it. “Honey, look at what I just found in here”


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > BigBlock440
07/21/2016 at 11:50

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Ha, not that big. Really just a 30x40 pole barn with my 66 Coronet project in it and just a mess of junk.


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > Takuro Spirit
07/21/2016 at 11:51

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This made me laugh out loud at my desk. Well done.


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > Mattbob
07/21/2016 at 11:51

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Thank you. :)


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 12:04

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He said he doesn’t need another, but running and driving for that price is great..... Buuut all the stuff that is broken with it is impossible to find.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
07/21/2016 at 12:19

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My thoughts exactly.


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > Mattbob
07/21/2016 at 12:19

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Yeah, we’ll see if I actually end up winning. It’s a toss up between turning it into a Lemons car or giving it a good scrub down and selling it to a hipster high school kid for 600 bucks.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 12:21

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See, if I get a Pacer it’s got to be a two-tone.

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Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > Chasaboo
07/21/2016 at 12:27

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Sell you a Pacer for 400 bucks and you can spray paint it till your heart is content. :)


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 14:21

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Man, that poor thing’s been through hell. I’ve owned 10 Pacers in my day. Wonderful cars. You wouldn’t have regretted it in the end. The one above was my favorite. Orange and tan two-tone, 4-speed stick. It was a magical car.


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > ZaqAtaq
07/21/2016 at 23:30

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I would love to have a Pacer. They’re fun and quirky, and I don’t know why the majority of people hate them.


Kinja'd!!! ZaqAtaq > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
07/22/2016 at 07:51

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Oh I certainly like it but the expense of it all is what started to concern me.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > ZaqAtaq
07/22/2016 at 16:04

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i would buy one. some kind of modern drivetrain for the mpgs and extra power and give hybrid drivers the finger.


Kinja'd!!! glemon > ZaqAtaq
07/26/2016 at 04:57

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I think the Pacer is poised to make some sort of a comeback, after being off the radar for so long, spotted this lovely example on the street a couple weeks ago.

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I am a sports car guy, but kind of felt a kinky perverted kind of lust for the thing.